﻿<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Hitsville Soul Club of America Forum / InstantForum.NET v4.1.3 / Small Talk not Soul Talk </title><generator>InstantForum.NET v4.1.3</generator><description>Hitsville Soul Club of America Forum</description><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/</link><webMaster>forums@hitsvillesoulclub.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:54:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>20</ttl><item><title>gonna get married</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic7802-21-1.aspx</link><description>im getting married today! to my lovely bride Molly... here i am wasting time smoking cigs and fooling around on the computer until its time to go... after the wedding we're going to dinner with the parents and then heading to a bar downtown where my good buddy is going to be playing soul 45s for the rest of the night (i'll probably be compelled to run up and spin a few myself)... cheers to all you lovers out there, &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;jacob</description><pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:21:29 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Big Chief</dc:creator></item><item><title>Seasons Greetings</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic7679-21-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="ffffff" size=4&gt;--------&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="cc0000" size=4&gt;Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color="ffffff" size=4&gt;------------------------&lt;/font&gt;To all on Hitsville Soul Club.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/45cellar/Xmas_New_Year/snowman_big-AGOL.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/45cellar/Xmas_New_Year/jointit.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/45cellar/Xmas_New_Year/reindeer_and_santa.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="ffffff" size=4&gt;------------&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="006600" size=4&gt;Roger, Sue, Michael &amp; Michelle&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:08:40 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>45cellar</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Dave Moore</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic7662-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy Birthday Mate.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Have an Excellent Day.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:04:27 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>45cellar</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Kev Jones</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic7656-21-1.aspx</link><description>Anyone heard from him lately?  If you're out there Kev, get in touch.&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:05:16 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Dave Bywell...</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic7444-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy Birthday you old Gimp!! &lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hope you're not to 'warm' and everything is OK at your end?&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:48:05 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Roger Blythe</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic7224-21-1.aspx</link><description>Hey Roger,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Happy Birthday Matey! Hope you have a good one.&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 02:15:22 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Happy Birthday to Our Man in Philly today!</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6770-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy Birthday to:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Weldon...Arthur...McDougalTheTHIRD!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;-Jas</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:56:24 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Jazzy Jas</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Jason Thornton</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6768-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy Birthday Matey.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Not be long now and you'll be as old as me!!  &lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/BigGrin.gif" border="0" title="BigGrin"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Have a good one.&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:56:19 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Were they ever a BIG group?</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6722-21-1.aspx</link><description>Dave this came through the other day doo wop but hey had to get it just for the label.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Uploads/Images/d65ed6cb-c98f-43e0-8404-741c.jpg"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:31:46 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>'ickle Kev</dc:creator></item><item><title>I'm going to Hawaii to get married!</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5214-21-1.aspx</link><description>Well...I'm up early in the morning to catch a flight to Hawaii. Sarah and I are getting married this Saturday on the beach at sunset in Maui!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Wish me luck folks! &lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/w00t.gif" border="0" title="w00t"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'll be a married man when you see me at Hitsville!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;-Jas</description><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:10:41 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Jazzy Jas</dc:creator></item><item><title>Dream job</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6029-21-1.aspx</link><description>Dream job &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;what would be your perfect dream job (if money weren't an issue)?</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:52:47 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>cmon</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Mark Holmes</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6523-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy birthday Matey! Hope Little Missy came round to see you and you had a great day.&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/BigGrin.gif" border="0" title="BigGrin"&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:48:55 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Kev New</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6500-21-1.aspx</link><description>Hi Kev Some of the group said to give you a shout as you are also one of the crazy Canuk. Where are you from in Canada? What going on in the soul World were you are? Not much in Kelowna Sorry to say. I found a site on line to get my hands on some vinyl and I lesson to a lot of internet radio. I have a friend in Vancouver who plays in a Northern band they play covers of old northern tracks but thats about it. If I get my pass port I may go down to Seattle in November. They have an All-Nighter there. I have never been to an All-Nighter so it could be cool. The only thing like that I have made it to was a Scooter Rally in Calgary I also djed the first Scooter Rally in Kelowna but I was Mixing Cds. It's a start. I was Born in Scotland. My friend and I got into Northern Soul from older Brothers, Fozz my mate has a box of 45 that belonged to his Brother's Best friend. Bad marage. That was when I was about 12 I have loved it ever since. I'm 42 now Well got to go. All The Best</description><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:12:12 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Fyfe</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling MIKE UMHOLTZ</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6411-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy Birthday Matey.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You're catchin' up wit us ole farts!&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/BigGrin.gif" border="0" title="BigGrin"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Beer's on me in September!</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 05:51:54 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>happy mothers day</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6420-21-1.aspx</link><description>happy mothers day to all the mothers on here... im spending the day with my mom here, hope everyone is having a nice one and celebrating your mothers, those here and those no longer with you.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;jacob</description><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:57:53 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Big Chief</dc:creator></item><item><title>The Brit Awards...or the S*** Awards?</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6244-21-1.aspx</link><description>Well have just spent a couple of hours, did I say spent...just wasted a couple of hours watching the Brit Awards...what a load of crap.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Sharon Osbourne up and down like queen muck, swearing and cursing like its going out of fashion, prancing up and down the stage like a bleeding lunatic, Groggy Osbourne by her side along with the spooky daughter, only Jack looked and behaved normal.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Amy Winehouse, first time I have seen her perform, perform? First time I have ever seen her stumbling around the stage, or is this just the way she moves to her music, could not tell a word she was saying, she looked high as a kite, what are these people thinking, this is not music...thank goodness for NS!</description><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:10:48 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Styrene-45</dc:creator></item><item><title>Four word story.</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6000-21-1.aspx</link><description>Four word story. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I saw this on a friends site and thought it would be fun.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;At the end of the summer I'll write out the story. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Rules:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;1) you must wirte four words that ad to the flow of the story. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;2) if you post here you must put in the four words...you can put comments in * * &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;3) no swears. none at all!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR&gt;When you want to...</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:22:56 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Mon1018</dc:creator></item><item><title>Favorite Book?</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6028-21-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My credit card company just asked me to create a security question for log in purposes. The dropdown menu of choices has such things as name of Kindergarten teacher (don't remember); name of first pet (was Blackie the first or was that Puppy?); favorite movie (only one?); and favorite book (only one?). Gave me the idea to ask:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What is(are) your favorite book(s)?</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:51:43 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>cmon</dc:creator></item><item><title>Dave - AWOL</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6109-21-1.aspx</link><description>Just thought I'd pop in and apologise for my absence on the forum over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, our move to Spain has left us with no furniture, records or other stuff as it's now sat in a warehouse in Valencia. (At least it's not still 'bobbin' in the oggin') I've also had to build a stone retaining wall to stop our house from sliding off the mountain so my hands have been pretty full since we landed. Bev is now fed up of the blow up bed she's been sleeping on and the plastic patio chair she's had to sit on for the past month and hopefully the tossers in Miami will get their finger out and move our consignment to the house shortly. Glad I'm not in Florida or I would have reverted to type by now and paid them a 'friendly visit'. &lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So...enough of  my griping. Jason and I are beavering away on the magazine stuff still and it's looking great for a Prestatyn Issue. Lots of stuff in the pipeline.  I'll be more active and get stuff up on the forum/site once I get a bed and my 45s safely stacked in their new home. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hitsville 2008 - I'm onto it. Watch this space.&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Cool.gif" border="0" title="Cool"&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:04:22 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Prospero Ano Nuevo!</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6031-21-1.aspx</link><description>Just had the sat line installed and am now back online in the new gaff in Spain. So....Happy New Year to all. Once our furniture (and records!) arrive in a couple of weeks normal Hitsville service will be resumed hopefully. Hope everyone has a great New Years Eve. We will........ we've now got electricity! Yeeehaaaaw!! Life is good.&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/BigGrin.gif" border="0" title="BigGrin"&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Looking forward to seeing a few faces over here when we get settled. Start looking for flights folks.... the bar's about to open and the jukebox light if flickering into life.&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 14:34:46 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>some jokes</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6027-21-1.aspx</link><description>A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. &lt;br&gt;'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' &lt;br&gt;'Not yet,' she replied&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.&lt;br&gt;"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.&lt;br&gt;The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This ones for Chuck&lt;br&gt;Two men went to visit a friend at his farm. After a while of showing his friend around they seen a sheep stuck in a fence by his head. He turned to his friends and said hey check this out. He pulled down his pants and procedded to go at it with the sheep. When he was done he turned to his friends and asked if they wanted a turn. The first friend turned him down. The other said " Well, hell yeah." So he went over to the fence pulled down his pants and stuck his head in the fence. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Men are like a deck of cards...&lt;br&gt;You need a Heart to love them;&lt;br&gt;a Diamond to marry them;&lt;br&gt;a Club to batter them;&lt;br&gt;and a Spade to bury the bastards&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another Man on her nightstand by the bed.&lt;br&gt;He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.&lt;br&gt;"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.&lt;br&gt;"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.&lt;br&gt;"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.&lt;br&gt;"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.&lt;br&gt;"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.&lt;br&gt;"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.&lt;br&gt;"That's me before the surgery&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There were two Amish women walking in a potato field one day. One of them looks down at a potato and says to the other, "That potato right there reminds me of my husbands nuts"&lt;br&gt;The Other woman (shocked) responds:&lt;br&gt;"My God your husbands nuts are that big"&lt;br&gt;The first woman responds, "Nope they're that dirty"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Tonto and the lone ranger were riding their horses out west. All of the sudden Tonto jumps off his horse,puts his ear to the ground and says..".Kimosabe..buffalo come" the lone ranger replies "How do you know Tonto?"&lt;br&gt;Tonto replies..."ear sticky"</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:50:25 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>cmon</dc:creator></item><item><title>Seasons Greetings</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6024-21-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="ffffff" size=4&gt;--------&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="cc0000" size=4&gt;Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color="ffffff" size=4&gt;------------------------&lt;/font&gt;To all on Hitsville Soul Club.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/45cellar/Xmas_New_Year/snowman_big-AGOL.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/45cellar/Xmas_New_Year/jointit.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/45cellar/Xmas_New_Year/reindeer_and_santa.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="ffffff" size=4&gt;------------&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font color="006600" size=4&gt;Roger, Sue, Michael &amp; Michelle&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:55:00 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>45cellar</dc:creator></item><item><title>Will you forgo music on Nov 21st?</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6002-21-1.aspx</link><description>Will you forgo music on Nov 21st? &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;  Yes or No  ??</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:23:48 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Mon1018</dc:creator></item><item><title>What do you feel right now?</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic6001-21-1.aspx</link><description>What do you feel right now?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Let's see. I'm really angry, because of my sister. She 'whacked' me on the head, and I got in trouble. My brother was like, yelling at me. So after dinner I started washing the dishes. My sister was drying, and then she broke a glass cup. Since I was still angry, I got more angry. My brother told on me (cause he's an obese jerk) and my dad was all naggy. Saying "she always gets angry like this"&lt;BR&gt;Idiots.</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:23:27 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Mon1018</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Dave Moore</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5968-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy Birthday Mate&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hope You Have A Brilliant Day &lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:22:52 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>45cellar</dc:creator></item><item><title>Anyone Ever Seen This</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5165-21-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black"&gt;&lt;FONT size=4&gt;The Secret behind the number 11: coincidence or destiny?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black"&gt; &lt;?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;&lt;HR align=center width="100%" color=white noShade SIZE=1&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Is number 11 significant or is this someone who has put together random stats to manipulate this outcome?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;OL type=1&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;New York City has 11 letters. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Afghanistan has 11 letters. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;George W Bush has 11 letters.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/OL&gt;&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;At this point the skeptics would not raise eyelid. Read further.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;OL type=1&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;New York is the 11th state. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11 &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/OL&gt;&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Has your attention been caught? Read on&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;OL type=1&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;2 + 5 + 4 = 11 &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l3 level1 lfo3; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/OL&gt;&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Now here's where this really gets interesting.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars &amp;amp; Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book: &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 3.75pt 15pt 1.5pt"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Quote:&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;TABLE style="MARGIN-LEFT: 15pt; WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-padding-alt: 4.5pt 4.5pt 4.5pt 4.5pt" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0&gt;&lt;TBODY&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8 0.75pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 4.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8 0.75pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 4.5pt; BACKGROUND: #e1e4f2; PADDING-BOTTOM: 4.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8 0.75pt inset; PADDING-TOP: 4.5pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8 0.75pt inset"&gt;&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black"&gt;For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace. &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 15pt 0in 1.5pt"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black"&gt;That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Still haven't had enough? Try this. &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;OL type=1&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Type Q33 NY on a blank Word document page. Why? Becaue, this is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Select "Q33 NY" and then change the font size to 48. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; COLOR: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l1 level1 lfo4; tab-stops: list .5in"&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;FONT face=Garamond&gt;Change the font style to the Wingdings font&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/OL&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;So what do you think?&lt;/SPAN&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:29:56 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Mark L Holmes</dc:creator></item><item><title>Test</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5237-21-1.aspx</link><description>Ignore. I'm messing about behind the scenes.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;lt;object width="425" height="350"&amp;gt;&amp;lt;param name="movie" value="&lt;A href='http://www.youtube.com/v/FPC3qFauo3Y"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param'&gt;http://www.youtube.com/v/FPC3qFauo3Y"&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/param&amp;gt;&amp;lt;param&lt;/A&gt; name="wmode" value="transparent"&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/param&amp;gt;&amp;lt;embed src="&lt;A href="http://www.youtube.com/v/FPC3qFauo3Y"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/v/FPC3qFauo3Y&lt;/A&gt;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/embed&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/object&amp;gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:34:44 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Dave Bywell</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5861-21-1.aspx</link><description>Happy Birpday Matey.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Get down the beach with the kids for the day!&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:48:31 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling 45Cellar</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5857-21-1.aspx</link><description>HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hope you have a gud 'un!&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:09:35 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Calling Tommy P</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5681-21-1.aspx</link><description>Tommy ,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you click on My Controls and then click on My Messages on the left hand panel, you'll be able to arrange/delete your PMs. If you empty your folder you'll be able to have PM's sent again.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you need any help, just holler up offline Mate.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:13:56 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Russ Vickers aka Rusty Knickers</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5388-21-1.aspx</link><description>Just saw this on Soul Source. All the best from this Hitsviller and Get Well Soon&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#dd1111&gt;"Some of you may have read the events thread relating to Russ &amp;amp; Jenny Vickers homecoming bash and the fact that Russ was ill in bed for two days with a stomach complaint immediately after arriving back at our shores - and me calling him a wimp!!!!!&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Just had a call from Jenny to say that after day 3 of his pain they called the doctors in and discovered that he had appendicitis and it had burst!!!!!! He was admitted, to Queen Alexandra's in Portsmouth and operated on and has only just been released from Intensive care today. It was very serious and touch and go at times by Jenny's accounts.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Comes as a bit of a shock I'm sure you'll all agree and at a time when Jenny and little Zak needed him most - needless to say Jenny's been rushed off her feet and left to carry out all the settling in for them"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:34:15 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Mark L Holmes</dc:creator></item><item><title>Mistaken Identity</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5303-21-1.aspx</link><description>I have been in the US for 20 years and according to some have lost my North West, Warrington accent and to others I sound South African or Australian!!!, and in the UK I am a "bloody Yank".&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I have been on the road with work this past week and have had the oppurtunity to get my morning coffee at Starbucks.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I place my order (Venti White Chocolate Mocha, Triple Expresso, Low Fat, No Whip{sounds a little metrosexual, tastes brilliant}) and then they ask me my name. "Mark" I say with a slight grin on my face in anticipation of what will be written on the cup, as they do at Starbucks.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;On Tuesday I was &lt;STRONG&gt;Bob&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;On Wednesday I was &lt;STRONG&gt;Moe&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;and today I was &lt;STRONG&gt;Malk&lt;/STRONG&gt; (thats because I spelt my name for the girl after I saw her puzzled expression)&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Does this only happen to me or do other British transplants have the same issues. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I swear it only happens when I say "Mark"</description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:53:16 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Mark L Holmes</dc:creator></item><item><title>CONGRATULATIONS!!</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5204-21-1.aspx</link><description>To Tommy Potts - 21 Today! Does that mean you can have a beer at the weekender? If so, I'll stand you a cold one Mate. Only a small 'un mind!&lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Wink.gif" border="0" title="Wink"&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:28:27 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Harry Potter</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5175-21-1.aspx</link><description>Harry Potter &lt;BR&gt;Who is a harry Potter fan? I haven't read any of the books but I have seen the movies. If you are a die hard fan here is some interesting that you might like. In Orlando, Florida there will be a Harry Potter amuesment park.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/31/potter.park.reut/index.html" target="_blank" class="SmlLinks"&gt;Potter buffs may soon be able to visit Hogwarts - CNN.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:23:24 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>moonmoon</dc:creator></item><item><title>What was the last movie you?</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5174-21-1.aspx</link><description>What was the last movie you?&lt;BR&gt;Transformers. &lt;BR&gt;Derren Brown.&lt;BR&gt;Harry Potter. &lt;BR&gt;And yours?</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:22:14 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>moonmoon</dc:creator></item><item><title>Check this guy out...</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5139-21-1.aspx</link><description>Great talent. Wish I could do summat like this.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIJtKxdRQzY"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIJtKxdRQzY&lt;/A&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:52:43 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>MARK HOLMES</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic5133-21-1.aspx</link><description>Can you drop me an e-mail please mate, not got your addy. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;pottsy42pottsy AT hotmail.com&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;(change at to @).&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;DON'T PM ME AS IT DOES WORK FOR ME.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Cheers &lt;img align="absmiddle" src="http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Skins/HitsvilleSoulClub/Images/EmotIcons/Smile.gif" border="0" title="Smile"&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:12:13 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Tommy Potts</dc:creator></item><item><title>About 9 months after Orlando...</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic4655-21-1.aspx</link><description>Wendy and I had Desmond Benjamin Napoles&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://a713.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/114/l_c180c4c067ccb784abc93aa9396cb338.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://a981.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_2c21ea6b7ba5ad83bc5750c6cf998b94.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://a97.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_d9bcd74882ca9078d969b9d52228f6f8.jpg"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:45:12 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>upsetterfc</dc:creator></item><item><title>Memorial Day</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic3937-21-1.aspx</link><description>25 years ago tonight I was hunched in a hole observing and reporting on a place called Darwin and Goose Green with 3 other guys. Feet cold and wet, starving, tired and freezing, heart in mouth. Wish I was back there though.  &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.raf.mod.uk/falklands/goose1.html"&gt;http://www.raf.mod.uk/falklands/goose1.html&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Here's to all the Vets, from all the places, who never made it home. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;  </description><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 10:25:18 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Dave Moore</dc:creator></item><item><title>Having a bad day?</title><link>http://www.hitsvillesoulclub.com/Forums/Topic3899-21-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT color=#008040 size=5&gt;Things Got Ya Down?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Well Then, Consider These&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR&gt; &lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;in the same bed, on Sun day morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,&lt;BR&gt;regardless of their medical condition.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial color=black&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had&lt;BR&gt;something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.&lt;BR&gt;Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;investigate the cause of the incidents.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am.,&lt;BR&gt;all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-&lt;BR&gt;time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Still Having a Bad Day????&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;amid cheers and applause from onlookers.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Still think you are having a Bad Day????&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen&lt;BR&gt;shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;with some kind of wire running from his waist towards&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Up to that moment, he had been happily listening&lt;BR&gt;to his Walkman.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Are Ya O. K. Now? - No!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Two animal rights defenders were protesting&lt;BR&gt;the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs&lt;BR&gt;broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;stampeding madly.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;What?? STILL having a Bad Day????&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage&lt;BR&gt;on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;stamped on it.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was&lt;BR&gt;blown to bits.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana color=#008040 size=5&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #008040; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"&gt;There now, Feeling Better!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 08:05:22 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Mark L Holmes</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>